Bhau Gawande

Saturday, March 31, 2012

LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE



LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF 
ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with. :P 
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