The tea

This is why I don't like visiting Mukesh Ambani.

Once when visiting 'Antila', Nita Bhabhi approached and asked me ...... 

1- Question : Bhaiya, What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?

Answer: Tea please, Bhabhi.

2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?

Answer : Ceylon tea please

3- Question : How would you like it? black or white?

Answer : White

4- Question : Milk or fresh cream?

Answer : With milk 

5- Question : Powdered milk or fresh milk ? 

Answer : Aah, fresh . 

6- Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk? 

Answer : cow's milk, Bhabhi .

7- Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black

8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without ?

Answer : with sugar

9- Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ?

Answer : cane sugar

10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water instead .

11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?

Answer : mineral water

12- Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?

Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst !

13- Question : How do you choose to die, Bhaiya? By being our Shareholder or our Authorised Dealer?