Smart Answers =D

1-Principal : Are u chewing
gum?
Student : No i m human
being... :O

2-Wife : we are having
mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is
well cooked :P

3-Father : shameful results!
Do u always get such low
marks?
Son : No, only when i give
exams :D

4-Guest : Will these stairs
take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy : No, u'll have to walk as
well ;)

5-Girl : I have changed my
mind.
Boy : Thank God! Does the
new one work ? :P :D